Girl Scout Cookies: Thin Mints, Samoas ot Tagalongs

I've got what you need. 
It's an addiction.  I've got what you need.  Hit me up.

It may seem sad but it is true....It is no holds barred...we need to sell these cookies. 
I have cases...C.A.S.E.S....in my dining room  I've got them in my truck...at my office...at CHF's office...my sister has some in her car and my other sister is picking up a case to distribute amongst her co-workers.  If I've got to ....we will open shop on the corner...near the park....where all the Marines in training take their morning jog.  <We are hitting up the neighbors this weekend.
Setting up shop at the 7-eleven we have pom-poms and are not afraid to use them.  

The Samoas will not last long....they are like crack....

***Notice the boxes now have the cookie featured with the Girl Scout Sash ....fancy******
I'm tryin' to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it
And I need it
I'm addicted to you

The Pope is stepping down

All kinds of questions arise....can we pick a new pope with a longer than a 10 year expiration date???   Is this new Pope going to continue tweeting???  Can the new Pope actually take old Popes Twitter account???  Is that one of those boxes that was checked in the Terms and Agreements???   Will old Pope get ticked one day and sign in as himself and start a twitter war with new Pope???  

Can the cardinals Tweet us the new Pope's info???  I mean instead of smoke.