Sunday, June 7, 2009

The best thing ever is

a compliment about your teen aged son :) We went to a grad party last night and someone I haven't seen in a while came up to me to tell me how wonderful Teen son is. He said I should be proud because he is an all around good boy...he is polite and that is rare. He said I've done a good job.
My Mom must have been beaming up in heaven cause if anyone helped to raise him it was Mom. I am so proud of him. I want him to do great things in his life. I want him to be a great person and so far he is doing just that!
Princess on the other hand is a real handful....that little girl has a mouth on her. Sarcasms is just for starters...she is rolling her eyes and putting her hands on her hips now too!!!
Now that my tubes are tied I am so excited!!! No more little ones!!!
We went to a graduation the other day...it was outside...anywho the Momma was there and I told her two down and one to go and we highfived each other! I thought about it. Really where we come from just getting them to graduation is quite an accomplishment. Our little ones aren't so little anymore and we are just about grown up ourselves.
Note to self...After teen son walks across the stage I'll be starting all over with princess WHAT WAS I THINKING! His Grad Party will be at the Holiday Inn

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Probably should update my photo

Yeah I'll get to that cause Xmas has passed.
I was on youtube today and watched a video about mexican girls....nearly lalughed my head off! So FUNNY! you have to watch. Sister2 was very offended while Sister1 and I were laughing our arses off. Curly headed friend watched it several times and it's official it is great. Lipliner and no lipstick!!
We are heading to a waterpark this weekend. This should be fun!! Can't Wait to Wear A Swimsuit *rolling my eyes** But I think the kids are going to love it so away we will go.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Advantages to seeing a movie early...

There are less people.

The toilets are clean in the restroom.

No line for popcorn. (you can take your own stuff)

Feet on the seats and no one cares!!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

It's been awhile

This month has completely flew by. WOW the days are growing closer til I can get out of this hell hole!!
Let's break it down. We've taken the kids to the movies and have realized that it would be best for all involved not to take them again until they are older....10 or 11 years of age. Dvd's are released fairly quickly so we are fine with that.
Trying to get my tubes tied so if you all could say a prayer that this will go through that would be great!!! SO. DO. NOT. want any more childrens!!!
Uncle is having a hard time with his life and I am content with allowing him to do his own thing as long as it doesn't involve me. Can I get an amen?

Princess is still cracking me up. Today we were driving home and she told me "to hurry up cause the clouds were out and they were dark and she was so running out of time to blow her bubbles!" (this is a three years olds nightmare having bubbles and not having the time to blow them outside!)
I tried to cut out carbs then I realized there would be no reason to live without them. I have decided to cut back on them and try to eat smarter. A woman needs her potatoes and chili fries.
Sister1 is SO A SCORPIO that it is hard to keep up. If things aren't dire then she is making some changes and I keep up by keeping all her texts so that I can remember (I'm closer to 40 than 30 now memory is the first to go) what is going on day by day.

Hubby is trying to be nice because last week he told me "You better be nice to me or one day you'll wake up and I'll be gone." I responded "That will not be necessary if you feel that we shouldn't be together I'll be the one to leave I'll gladly take my shit and pick up princess every other weekend, just give me three days notice and I'm outta here." This shocked him and he has been really nice, who knew reverse psychology would work on an adult? Seriously though, all he has to say is the word and my ass is out of here without even trying. No worries!!
Sister3 had some back issues that really bothered me (yes I know she was the one in pain but I can't handle my sisters in pain)and we had to make a 2 a.m. run to the hospital, many pain pills later and she is doing much much better!!! She cracks me up. I've realized that she has a parallel life to that of Jen Lancaster, author extraordinaire, so I gave her a book of hers to read and it still sits on her coffee table...three weeks later. HOWEVER Prince has read a few pages.
I'll blog more later...my fingers are tired!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

My BFF is here

Straight from Mississippi....she is here cause her young cousin killed herself. Which meant I went to the funeral services. I knew of her but didn't know her well. I felt horrible for the family and remember the pain. Her sister really broke my heart I do not want to have to deal with that pain ever....my sisters are my heart. For the family; I hope they can make peace with things for themselves.
However it brought home my BFF. She makes things seems okay. I mean hell if she can survive a Jerry Springer life, then maybe I can deal with this house for four more months? Right??? Her now exhusband is now living and reproducing with her step-mom. The woman raised her and is now raising her children. It's pathetic that it ever happened and a complete shock when it did cause I called that whore "mom" too. I mean she yelled at me and made me do dishes just like my BFF. It is disgusting. She showed up at the services and tried to say "hi" to me but I gave her the dirtiest look I could and that woman walked in then walked out before I could gauge a reaction. In my opinion it would have been best that she not show there. It is my BFF's family not hers.

My sister's new dog Pinto is doing fine he is just really mean and probably needs a new home already. He stayed the night at Sister3's house and ate an old chicken bone, probably from last summers BBQ, and got sick in her bed, so she loaded him up and dropped him off at home. Besides he was bothering the Chihuahua and that is a sin. Pinto is home, alone.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Yes I do have a muffin top

and this makes me sad. Damn it being home makes you hungry not to mention that now that I have the time to cook I've been cooking! Then there are lunches with the sisters and they just had to open the damn Dairy Queen two weeks ago, yes there was snow on the ground and that just isn't the way it's suppose to be done here in Michigan. Did I mention on Mondays you get a free Sundae?
Now that I'm staying home and reading the coupons that we get, I've found five free tans at a local tanning place! Just cause I'm Mexican doesn't mean my skin is dark...it does mean that I can tan and usually spare the burn.
My cat needs a new home. For that matter so do I. I hate this house. The water heater hasn't worked in a month so daily it has to be re lit. I know right? WTF? Yes we told our wonderful slumlord and he still hasn't done anything and neither has hubby. I completely expected him to do nothing cause that would require him to give a damn, however he is perfectly willing to hear me bitch and to light the damn thing sometimes four times a day. Who knew you needed hot water so much.
So I asked my sister what she wanted and it seems I have made her think, which is evident by the text messages that I receive. Which of course makes me wonder what I want....so I'm making a list.....
starting with a home. (a real home a place that I love and feel food about coming "home" to, a place where it is welcoming and comforting at the same time, a place that my kids can come home to.)
Just starting this list so this may take some serious blogging time.
New furniture, that I need too. My loveseat should be on the lawn, my chairs need to be kindling and my bed is older than teen son. on these I can wait until I get that first one. Teen son isn't doing well in school!! Call me Shelby but he has to get it together for himself. Really does he want to explain how he attended classes every day and still managed to fail an elective?? Seriously he has to be sleeping in the class...but being Mom looks like I have to go up there and ask the teacher what the hell is going on. This may get ugly.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Broke a nail

Twice!!
First time I get a call from curly headed friend so that she can tell me I may have issues with my insurance...jesushchrist...but it has all worked out. I would have had to go in there all Mexican and stuff on those claims peeps! Not my fault some asshole backed into my mom's car and broke it. Bastards.
Then Sister2 and I had an argument. nail break number two. The reason is because of a certain youtube video. She went overboard and well I lost it. Not a good thing cause we are all we have is each other. Sisterhood is being able to say "You fu*&ked up and then I love you." however I forgot to say the I love you part. My bad.
Sister3 and I have been busy lately. We have so much to do with the little ones. I know that she is really stressed out and that is not a good thing, but she doesn't want to talk about it...I think we are all a bit on edge.
Note to self: make plans for you and sisters to go out and get completely trashed and then if all works out well we should be passed out on curly headed friends' porch!! She needs more drama and something to tell her mom about.
Princess had been extremely funny lately...she "understands" everything.
Funny thing about family is that regardless of the insanity it is the family that keeps you sane. Who else knows everything about you? Even if my gay uncle thinks he is "the most normal uncle we have except the gay part." Yes I laughed my ass off about that.
Sister1 has changed her life!!again, but still she is changing & I think she is moving in the right direction. Let's see what happens tomorrow.